I would bet twenty whole dollhairs that people got the shit murdered outta them in this house.

I would wear this… if it were shorter.

This is so sexy I just don’t even know what to do with myself.

I do, I so do. I’ll make straight A’s this semester, work the bare minimum, and in my free time… dick around.

Quite.

I’d love you if you wrote me letters. This applies across the board.

You’re fucking welcome.

I procrastinate peeing.

That’s how I know I have such a crush on you. And because I just texted you first. And am now regretting it. Because you haven’t replied.

I would not.