I cannot stop looking at this and giggling. I can’t.

Fun for MOST of the family…

Single most hilarious moment of Get Him to the Greek.

“My hole is open.”

Just take all of my giggles.

brokusatsu:

As long as I’m your mother, no one can be fancy in this house!

… So, I mean, is this crossing the line, or…?

animalstalkinginallcaps:

JUST SO YOU BOTH KNOW, THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS.

NO GOD.

NO HOPE.

THERE’S ONLY WORK AND TAXES AND INFIDELITY AND SHITTY DIVORCE AND MAYBE, IF YOU’RE LUCKY, DEATH.

PLEASE GO AWAY NOW, AND THANKS FOR CHOOSING HONEST DON’S POLAR EMPORIUM FOR ALL YOUR FUN TIME NEEDS. I’M HONEST DON, AND IF YOU SEE MY DECIDEDLY DISHONEST EX-WIFE LURKING AROUND THE PARKING LOT IT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT IF YOU SHOT HER IN THE HEART.

WITH A GUN.

HAVE A GOOD VACATION. 

Is anyone else already obsessed with this game…? Cuz. I am.

Play with me. My gamertag is Oreo Girl 92. … Only cuz Orie’s is Super Oreo 92.

Whatever, we’re lame, now go play with me, all of you.